Every Rose Has Its Thorn
 

Tonight our bachelorette ran off to Spain with the final four men. All week the previews showed Jillian finally learning the truth about Wes. This episode looked to be the one where Jillian finally makes the right decision and cans the biggest asshole in summer reality television (give it a few more weeks and I’m […]

That’s it! I’ve finally had enough with Jillian Harris (or, as E!online has dubbed her, “realitart”). The girl is absurd. First of all, I haven’t watched a season of The Bachelorette since Trista but are they all really so, how to put this nicely,… tarty? Jillian is as forthcoming with her physical affections as the […]

– Ryan Reynolds – Big Loveseason 3 (with special love for Amanda Seyfried and Chloe Sevigny) – Neurotic Reid, puppy dog Michael and magnetic Kiptyn on The Bachelorette – Blue Jays shortstop and leadoff batter Marco Scutaro – So You Think You Can Dance’s Kupono, Jason, Caitlin, Jeanine, Phillip and Evan – Gabby and Tom’s […]

Tonight’s episode of The Bachelorette (the trash TV that is tiding me over until my beloved Big Brotherreturns to CBS) featured some intense drama, some serious tears and much talk of “real men” and “cowardly boys”. With the surprising departure of Mike (who I was convinced was a front-runner), the continuing charade of Wes the […]

Love and Hate: The Men of The Bachelorette

CLICK ON THE SCALE TO SEE A CLEARER VERSION Our annual scale’s first edition- see how we had Wes, Juan and David nailed early on as terrible while Michael, Ed and Kiptyn are rightly hanging out at the “love” end. We apologize for our shortsighted love of Jake (which has diminished over the years, but […]

I have no reasonable explanation for this but I’ve recently taken to watching incredibly bad TV shows on a regular basis. It started with Big Brother and One Tree Hill. I’ve always watched them (the residual effects of being 14 at exactly the wrong time) and have comforted myself with the reassurance that I’m allowed […]