Will (seasons 2, 7): the manipulator Eric (season 8): the nice guy Danielle (seasons 3, 7): the straight talker Nakomis (seasons 5, 7): the offbeat Dan (season 10): the charmer Jessica (season 8): the sweetheart Natalie (season 9): the naive powerhouse Kevin (season 11): the token gay guy Allison (season 4): the liar Russell (season […]

 

“instigator” – from Jordan (this is a stunning word to come from the vocabulary of someone who can’t tell time) “wench”- Kevin to Natalie (because it is an AMAZING old-timey word and Natalie IS a wench, in all it’s negative connotations)

The Final 3: An Epic Letdown
 

Big Brother has been the number one guilty pleasure show for me over the past several years. I started watching back in season one when America voted off a player each week (also known as back when it sucked). Other than that horrible excuse for a winter season, I’ve never been more ambivalent to the […]

 

With tonight’s predictable (if you couldn’t see it coming after Tuesday’s episode, all you had to do tonight was notice that Russell was the only non-HOH houseguest who wasn’t dressed for the upcoming physical Head of Household competition) eviction of my favourite houseguest, the power in the Big Brother house is up for grabs, sort […]

“I just want to make her a better person, that’s all” -Jeff, after attempting to play down the condescending way he speaks to Jordan (ironically the best person in the house, not the smartest or most interesting, but probably the “best”)

“I’m not a ho puppet” – Jordan (in response to crazy Lydia’s drunken slander)

Kevin: comedian of the week
 

Kevin was king of the diary room on tonight’s episode of Big Brother. While the good guys (Russell, Jeff and Jordan) celebrated as Michelle declared her allegiance to them (and plans to evict Chima), and the crazies (Lydia, Natalie and Chima) mourned Jessie’s departure (hands down the funniest thing I’ve seen on Big Brother since […]

Yet Another Unfair Big Brother Twist: but this time it’s a happy one!

Normally I would be quite annoyed that Jessie was evicted. This season he turned out to be a pretty good player, and fun entertainment in all his ridiculous narcissism, forced sarcastic tone and amazing love triangles. I can’t stand it when Big Brother, desperate for a clever twist, makes the game even less fair (mysterious […]